What It Does (Basically Nothing)
- ✅One daily button for existing
- ✅Ironic compliments
- ✅Emotional validation streaks
- ✅Emergency mode for existential spirals
- ✅Barely useful daily tips
- 🚫No charts, no pressure, no guilt
"You didn't do much. But you did something."
— Bare Minimum Hero
Also Available On... Well, Not Yet
Android: Coming Soon™
iOS: Coming...ish